All you need is chilli

At a Chinese restaurant, two western guys are studying the menu and discussing what to order.

Guy 1: How about some spicy Sichuan chicken?
Guy 2: Sounds good.
Guy 1: And maybe some of that stir fried beef with chillies and green peppers?
Guy 2: Okay.
Guy 1: Let’s get those chilli marinated ribs too!
Guy 2: Hey don’t you think we have enough meat? How about some veggies?
Guy 1: Veggies? Dude, who needs fibres when you’ve got chilli oil?

I know I shouldn’t eavesdrop but come on, it’s just too much fun!! (And I know you love it too!)